Deep insight into my life

[goldvermilion87]

ME:  Has anyone seen my tiny iPod?   I had it yesterday and I thought I brought it upstairs and I can't find it.

EVERYONE:  Nope.

ME:  Well, if anyone does see it, please let me know, because I know it's in the house and I can't...

DAD:  I saw Farmor playing with it.

FARMOR:  What?

ME:  Dad did you do something with it?

FARMOR: I didn't!

DAD:  Yeah, I saw Farmor playing with it yesterday.

FARMOR:  [confused]

ME:  Dad, you're grinning.  Did you take it?

DAD:  ["innocent face"]  What?  I told you!  I saw Farmor playing with it.

FARMOR:  I...

ME:  Dad, WHERE IS IT?

DAD:  All I'm saying is I saw Farmor with it.

[At this point I start digging around in the pockets of a few of my farmor's jackets that are hanging on the bannister]

FARMOR:  No, really!  I didn't.  You don't need to check my pockets. I wasn't....

ME:  HAHA!  [holding up iPod]  Dad!  Why did you put it in there?

DAD:  I told you Farmor was playing with it!

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5 Minutes later my Dad is STILL giggling.