A Foolish Figure

You could've had a bigger house!

:-)

I'm done being an annoying spammer.  I suppose alienating virtual friends isn't the worst thing I could have done with the first two hours of 2011.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

It's a big, bluish-green man with a strange looking goatee.  I'm guessing that's significant.

Not to be Johnny Raincloud here...but that's not going to happen....

Ben:  I'm sorry.  I'm sorry I dropped you, but I had to save the Declaration of Independence.

Abigail:  Don't worry, I would have done the same thing.

Ben:  Really?

Abigail:  Yeah.

Riley:  I would've dropped you both, you freaks.

Random Baddie:  How do a bunch of guys with hand tools make something like this?

Ben:  The same way they built the pyramids.

Riley:  Yeah, the aliens helped them.

Okay...who wants to go down the creepy tunnel inside the tomb first?

Abigail Chase: What do you see?
Ben Gates: [holding a water bottle up to a 100 dollar bill and peering into it] 2:22
Abigail Chase: What time is it now?
Clothing Store Clerk: Almost 3
Abigail Chase: [sighs, defeated] We missed it.
Riley Poole: No, we didn't. We didn't miss it because...
[looks up and Ben and Abigail, to Ben]
Riley Poole: You don't know this? I know something about history that you don't know.
Ben Gates: I'd be very excited to learn about it, Riley.
Riley Poole: Hold on one second, let me just take in this moment. This is cool. Is this how you feel all the time? W-well, except now.
Abigail Chase: Riley!
Riley Poole: All right! What I know is that daylight savings wasn't established until World War I. If it's 3 p.m. now that means that in 1776 it would be 2 p.m.
Ben Gates: Riley, you're a genius.
Riley Poole: [Abigail and Ben start heading out. Riley follows] Do you actually know who the first person to come up with the idea of Daylight Savings Time was?
Abigail Chase, Ben Gates: Benjamin Franklin
[Riley stamps his foot in defeat]

When will we get there?

I'm hungry!

This car smells weird.

Ben, the mean declaration lady is behind you

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IT'S TRUE