Star Trek Fan Fiction
Dec. 7th, 2011 07:49 pmTHE ORIGINAL SERIES
Five times Spock did NOT want a pet, and one time he didMission Aborted (Limerick)
Mostly Harmless
New in Town
Or could it
The Star to Every Wand'ring Bark (WIP)
REBOOT
Category: Jim unconscious; Subcategory: Fainted from shock.
The Observation Deck Incident
Star Trek Fan Fiction
Dec. 7th, 2011 07:49 pmTHE ORIGINAL SERIES
Five times Spock did NOT want a pet, and one time he didMission Aborted (Limerick)
Mostly Harmless
New in Town
Or could it
The Star to Every Wand'ring Bark (WIP)
REBOOT
Category: Jim unconscious; Subcategory: Fainted from shock.
The Observation Deck Incident
ST Fic: Or could it?
Mar. 9th, 2011 08:23 pm![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Or Could it?
“You know, you’ve been acting very… odd lately…”
“Odd, captain?”
“The two of you. It’s like you’re… getting along!”
“I know it’s hard to believe, Jim, but this walking computer can be almost fun once you get to know him.”
“And despite his illogical habits, Dr. McCoy is not wholly repulsive.”
“This… this doesn’t have anything to do with whatever happened when I was drugged by…”
“What? Of course not, Jim. We’ve already told you. You fell fast asleep.”
“Spock did you just…?”
“Captain?”
“No. No, that couldn’t… Never mind. Goodnight.”
One minute later
“Computer! Vulcan Culture files. Subject: Winking.”
ST Fic: Or could it?
Mar. 9th, 2011 08:23 pm![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Or Could it?
“You know, you’ve been acting very… odd lately…”
“Odd, captain?”
“The two of you. It’s like you’re… getting along!”
“I know it’s hard to believe, Jim, but this walking computer can be almost fun once you get to know him.”
“And despite his illogical habits, Dr. McCoy is not wholly repulsive.”
“This… this doesn’t have anything to do with whatever happened when I was drugged by…”
“What? Of course not, Jim. We’ve already told you. You fell fast asleep.”
“Spock did you just…?”
“Captain?”
“No. No, that couldn’t… Never mind. Goodnight.”
One minute later
“Computer! Vulcan Culture files. Subject: Winking.”
ST Poem: Mission Aborted
Mar. 5th, 2011 02:04 amA limerick for Challenge 003 at great_tales
Mission Aborted
Whose heart was as hard as a rock
And he started to cry...
ST Poem: Mission Aborted
Mar. 5th, 2011 02:04 amA limerick for Challenge 003 at great_tales
Mission Aborted
Whose heart was as hard as a rock
And he started to cry...
ST Fic: Mostly Harmless
Mar. 3rd, 2011 02:06 amEpic fail at filling a request, but it might give someone a giggle, while I go back to the drawing board:
Mostly Harmless
“What happened? My head is killing me!”
“I dunno, Jim. Maybe one of the angels who were dropping like flies out of heaven last night fell on your head.”
“It seems, doctor, that the strain of a heartbeat going to Warp 10 whenever a woman entered hearing range is the more likely culprit."
“If you say another word, I will kill you with my bare hands.”
“Fascinating. That is precisely what that Klingon woman said when you requested that she inform you of her Astrological sign.”
"What?! Why didn’t you guys tell me I was drinking a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster?"
ST Fic: Mostly Harmless
Mar. 3rd, 2011 02:06 amEpic fail at filling a request, but it might give someone a giggle, while I go back to the drawing board:
Mostly Harmless
“What happened? My head is killing me!”
“I dunno, Jim. Maybe one of the angels who were dropping like flies out of heaven last night fell on your head.”
“It seems, doctor, that the strain of a heartbeat going to Warp 10 whenever a woman entered hearing range is the more likely culprit."
“If you say another word, I will kill you with my bare hands.”
“Fascinating. That is precisely what that Klingon woman said when you requested that she inform you of her Astrological sign.”
"What?! Why didn’t you guys tell me I was drinking a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster?"
ST Fic: New in Town
Feb. 23rd, 2011 08:38 pm![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
(STOP BY AND REQUEST A DRABBLE. FIVE OPEN SPOTS! :-D)
(Before you all come and stone me, these are Christine Chapel's thoughts very early in her tenure on the Enterprise, not her final assessment. And for all you not-completely-obsessed-with-ST:TOS readers, Chapel joined the Enterprise crew essentially to hitch a ride to the remote station where her fiance, Roger Korby, was stationed. :-) )
New in Town
She’d been in pediatrics before this.
Caring for children with nasty stomach bugs did not prepare her for the bizarre ailments Enterprise crewmembers contracted on away missions. And she’d nearly been sick herself after she saw the casualties from that radiation related accident down in Engineering.
But the biggest shock was her new supervisor. She used to feel mildly embarrassed whenever Dr. Markowitz put on Groucho Marx glasses to distract a fussy patient, but now she’d gladly wear a pair herself if she thought it would stop Dr. McCoy shouting at that Vulcan, Mr. Spock.
Roger had better be grateful.
ST Fic: New in Town
Feb. 23rd, 2011 08:38 pm![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
(STOP BY AND REQUEST A DRABBLE. FIVE OPEN SPOTS! :-D)
(Before you all come and stone me, these are Christine Chapel's thoughts very early in her tenure on the Enterprise, not her final assessment. And for all you not-completely-obsessed-with-ST:TOS readers, Chapel joined the Enterprise crew essentially to hitch a ride to the remote station where her fiance, Roger Korby, was stationed. :-) )
New in Town
She’d been in pediatrics before this.
Caring for children with nasty stomach bugs did not prepare her for the bizarre ailments Enterprise crewmembers contracted on away missions. And she’d nearly been sick herself after she saw the casualties from that radiation related accident down in Engineering.
But the biggest shock was her new supervisor. She used to feel mildly embarrassed whenever Dr. Markowitz put on Groucho Marx glasses to distract a fussy patient, but now she’d gladly wear a pair herself if she thought it would stop Dr. McCoy shouting at that Vulcan, Mr. Spock.
Roger had better be grateful.
ST Fic: Game Night
Jan. 8th, 2011 08:34 am![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
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Game Night
“Captain, you said ‘classic Terran games.’”
“We’re playing group games, not chess.”
“‘Apples to Apples’ is illogical.”
“You learn a lot about the people you play it with. That’s logical.”
Two hours later, Kirk’s impulsive card submissions had won him all but six rounds, and McCoy had stormed off because his submissions were RIGHT!
Fascinating.
ST Fic: Game Night
Jan. 8th, 2011 08:34 am![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
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Game Night
“Captain, you said ‘classic Terran games.’”
“We’re playing group games, not chess.”
“‘Apples to Apples’ is illogical.”
“You learn a lot about the people you play it with. That’s logical.”
Two hours later, Kirk’s impulsive card submissions had won him all but six rounds, and McCoy had stormed off because his submissions were RIGHT!
Fascinating.
Serendipity
Dec. 27th, 2010 11:12 pm1. In the car on the way to my grandparents' on Saturday, someone said something about "beam me up, Scotty" and I said, "that's not actually a quotation from Star Trek." And we had a mini fight, which my mom ended by saying I obviously knew because I was so obsessive (though I pointed out that I had known before I had seen a single episode, since it's one of those famous never-quoted-quotations...because I'm in denial about being obsessive).
2. I watched the first two seasons of Criminal Minds religiously. BEST SHOW EVER. But when Mandy Patinkin left, so did I. So, I have not watched it in years.
The Serendipity:
Well, just a few minutes ago, my parents turned on an episode, and about two scenes in there was this snippet of dialogue:
Reid: Technically, no one ever said "Beam me up, Scotty." The closest anyone ever got is in the season two episode "The Gamesters of Triskelion" in which Kirk says "Scotty, beam us up" and...
Rossie: Shut up, Reid.
I laughed. And then I left, because I didn't really want to watch Criminal Minds. It always freaked me out, and without Gideon there is no reason to suffer through the freakishness. Plus, Hotch is such a downer. An incredibly handsome dower, but a downer nonetheless.