ST Fic: Mostly Harmless
Mar. 3rd, 2011 02:06 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
goldvermilion87Epic fail at filling a request, but it might give someone a giggle, while I go back to the drawing board:
Mostly Harmless
“What happened? My head is killing me!”
“I dunno, Jim. Maybe one of the angels who were dropping like flies out of heaven last night fell on your head.”
“It seems, doctor, that the strain of a heartbeat going to Warp 10 whenever a woman entered hearing range is the more likely culprit."
“If you say another word, I will kill you with my bare hands.”
“Fascinating. That is precisely what that Klingon woman said when you requested that she inform you of her Astrological sign.”
"What?! Why didn’t you guys tell me I was drinking a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster?"