We learn math sometimes too, I promise!

[goldvermilion87]

Before Math class started I was telling the story:

I once sat my laptop on my dresser and started typing standing up.  I don't always look at the computer when I type, so it took me a few minutes to realize that I was sort of staring at myself in the mirror and mentally giving myself a thumbs up for my weight loss and haircut.  All of a sudden I realized what I was doing and was so embarrassed.

They thought it was a funny story.  Stories about me being an idiot often are. 

Then one of the boys pipes up:

BOY:  Well you know, hair can be really cool.

ME:  Yeah.

BOY:  You know who has really cool hair? [The boy my mom and many people in my church ship me with] has LUSCIOUS hair.

ME:  BAHAHAHHAH

BOY:  No really!   I was sitting behind him in church, and I was looking at it!  It's so thick and shiny!

ME:  BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!

BOY:  I'm Serious!!!!!!!!  I asked him what kind of shampoo he uses, and I use it now too.

ME:  BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

BOY:  But it doesn't work.

ME:  BAHAHAHAHAH  You--  BAHAH  -- You do know that --- heheheheh  -- you do know that shampoo doesn't actually -- hahhahahahahaha  -- doesn't actually give you different hair, right?



Computing arctangents without a calculator has never made me giggle so much as it did today...

Comments

[med_cat]

HAHAHAHA! Good one ;)