A Foolish Figure

LIL' BRO:  You can lick my toe, but not my booty!

MOM:  You have to take the dogs for a walk.  People are going to be looking at the house. 
LIL' BRO:  But couldn't I mow the lawn?  It will make it look suburban.

"Well, I don't really want four pieces of pizza, but then I eat them.  I feel like if I don't eat four pieces I'm not living up to my potential."

Very very old lady at the met speaking of Dmitri Hvorostovsky:  He's SO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!