Third Graders on The Ides of March

[goldvermilion87]

BUT WHY DID HE KILL HIM IF HE WAS HIS FRIEND?
BUT IF SOMEONE ELSE KILLED HIM, THEN HOW DID BRUTUS KILL HIM, TOO?
WHAT'S A DAGGER?
IT'S LIKE A LITTLE SWORD!
*Dramatic reenactment of being stabbed with many knives*
THEN WHY DID OUR SECOND GRADE SONG SAY HE WAS THE FIRST EMPEROR?
THE REAL NAME OF CAESAR AUGUSTUS WAS OCTAVIA!!!!!!
WHY WAS HIS NAME BRUTUS?